You know, this is always a bad idea.
Drunken blogging, that is. You end up either saying something stupid, or completely making an idiot of yourself. Luckily, I will at least spell everything correctly as its now almost impossible for me to mis-spell anything. In British English, at least. Who knows about the American English.
Mostly, in the last few weeks, I've discovered that men are useless. Seriously guys, if you're going to cancel at the last minute at least do it more than two hours before we're meant to meet up. Or if you do, at least give me a reason instead of... well, nothing. Things like this make me want to get cats and name them stupid things.
Other things I've realised this week are:
1. why you stay in contact with certain people
2. why you walk away from other people
The insight is astounding.
I really wish I was funnier when I did things like this. I was once promised that I'd get funnier as I got older. I completely think he was wrong.
P.S. Song for you tonight: Which One of Them, by Garth Brooks
Labels: life