Go Sens, and not those other guys

Things I have learned while visiting Canada:

1. Bring more wool. It is cold. Next time, travel with the whole stash.
2. What a 2-4 is, and that one is not enough for four people during a serious night of drinking.
3. There is no way on earth that I can match the Canadian men I know when drinking. Trying is a bad idea.
4. That the Sens (Ottawa Senators) are the best hockey team, ever, on this earth, and should I indicate otherwise by narrowing my eyes in the wrong way or other possible signals, the world will end.
5. The loo is now called 'the washroom', which means that I am even more confused.