This is not my best day ever

You know that a day is starting off badly when you hit the snooze button three times before dragging yourself out of bed.

Then, when you're playing Freecell at 10 am because it's a Friday, you walked to work in the never-ending twilight that life seems to be in the winter, you're doing two months worth of work at once because you're going on holiday and no one can be trusted not to screw things up when you're gone, and all you want is to go home - that's when you just give up and decide to search Etsy all day.