They will stab you...with forks

Thank you N, for another example of why the United States makes everybody laugh their asses off. I know that every country has it's really stupid laws (such as being able to be fined for leaving a door propped open with a fire extinguisher, for instance), but if people really have time to worry about a sudden rash of sword-related deaths, they've got too much time on their hands. There are much more important things to worry about, such as the fact that the children of all the people worrying about the sword-related deaths will probably die because their own fat will kill them. Or that an astroid will crash into the earth. You know. Whatever.